I have a secret (s)

I still wear my maternity yoga pants and probably won't stop anytime soon.

I don't like breastfeeding, I think it's a pain, but I do it anyway.

I can eat a bag of trail mix in no time. 

My husband is dieting and and I am looking for any excuse to eat junk food.

I would be happy not to leave the house for days on end.

If I had a choice, I'd be a 1950's housewife or a modern trophy wife. 

I am addicted to diet Pepsi and recently admitted I won't be giving it up anytime soon. 

I'd rather read a book than watch tv or go outside and play.